You would think that "induced labor" would in some way be more expedient a process than the regular kind. It is not >.<

Waiting on my sister to get through labor. So to keep myself occupied, but free to leave at a moments notice, doing something one of those cool kids did in their journals. (by cool kid I mean =kousetsukitsune)
((I think they're cool.......))



1.) Put your media player of choice on shuffle.
2.) List the first fifteen songs that come up (skipping titles like "Fugue in D Minor") and add "in my pants" to the end.
3.) Bold the ones that actually made you lol


1.The Joker in my pants. (Dragon Avenger) Haha, yes what's in my pants is a joke. Hey wait!

2. Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) in my pants (Caramell)

3. Ascension of the Spirit in my pants (Evanescence)

4. Adrenalyne Kyck in my pants (Big Giant Circles)

5. Matoya's Cave in my pants (Final Fantasy I)

6. What if God Smoked Cannabis in my pants (Unknown)

7. El Mañana en me pantalones (gorillaz)

8. Kweh! in my pants (Darangen)

9. Maybe I'm a Lion in my pants (The Black Mages)

10. Salvation in my pants (The Cranberries)

11. The Next Day in my pants (Thrice)

12. The Rising in my pants (DrakeSword)

13. Go Forth and Die in my pants (Deathklok)

14. It's The Fear in my pants (Within Temptation) Yes, fear it. FEAR IT!

15. Everything Will Never be Okay in my pants (Fiction Plane)


Upon review of this list, I noticed a lot of these were game music and game music remixes. So I took a look to see exactly how much of what kind of music I had. Here is the break down in ascending order.

Reggeton: 24
R&B: 27
Country: 56
Anime(opening, credit music): 64
Comedy, Parody: 98
Jpop: 224
Club, House Techno, etc. 384
Rock, Alternative, Classic: 984
Game and Game Remix:1896


..................... damn.




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SCULPTURES

If you would like to commission an original piece just note me with specifics and I will give you a quote.
I will bargain and/or barter. These prices are not rock solid, they are the median price. Less detail, lower price. More detail, higher price.

$15 for a tiny figure (under 2 inches) of moderate detail.
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$25 for a small figure(under 5 inches) of moderate detail.
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$45+ for medium sculptures(5 to 8 inches) of moderate detail.


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All Sculptures will be shipped in custom Styrofoam casings and shipped through your choice of USPS or UPS.
$4 to $15 for shipping and handling depending on size, weight, and courier of choice.


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PHOTOGRAPH CLEAN-UP/MANIPULATION

Charges for photo manipulation and clean ups will vary widely based upon degree of damage or alteration.
I prefer to do all digital work but I will work with printed photos if you feel comfortable with mailing them however you will be responsible for the cost of shipping both ways. As with sculptures these prices are not rock solid. I will barter, bargain and trade.

$5 for simple clean-up/Manipulations: includes color adjustments, removal or alterations of 10% or less of the photo.
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$15 for medium clean-ups: includes color adjustments, removal or alterations of %10 to 30% of photo
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